Here’s the red-band trailer for Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. It’s age restricted… after watching it, I’m not really sure why. But I have to ask this question… would this film be more interesting in Abe wasn’t the title character?

But then again, how do you sell a period piece vampire slayer movie that’s not an established legend like Van Helsing?  You turn the former president into a ruthless vampire killer.

It seems the Asylum has already jumped on board with Abraham Lincoln Vs. Zombies, set to hit streets May 29th.

As fun as all this sounds, I can’t help but think that Bill Clinton vs. Bikini Vampire Zombies would be even more entertaining. Ah, wishful thinking…